Who says tho..??

Had I made birthday invitations they would have said 38th Birthday.. My mom just called and asked what I was doing for my 37th birthday. Im going to trust she knows best since she did give birth to me 37 years ago 😆🤫

Just posted a photo @ Kansas City, Missouri instagram.com/p/Cj4OJXZOc0r/…

Can you imagine if ALL of society ‘woke up’ at once 😅 #literalmasschaos theres a reason its gradual

Thanks Beautiful Chorus for spending 965 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Pachamama. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1bL7zNd…

My bra doesnt lift me up, But it does keep me warm. The power of gravity is great. #nononannie

Sweatpants without pockets is like pizza without cheese

#LOVE everyone and tell the truth

“If they are going to print these labels so damn small they need to include a magnifying glass. This is just damn ridiculous!” *throws item in trash - NoNoNannie

When you go to the same drive throu coffee shop so many times that now they are trying to set you up with another customer 🤣 #scooters

Living Death - when you don’t let yourself feel the highs or lows of life. Living in a narrow window of existence.

We have to love ourselves enough to ask for help

Is the equivalent of my 11 yr old son wanting to watch #southpark the same as 11 yr old me watching the #Simpsons 🤔

My photo assist just told me he invested his Per diem in his roth-ira #flex

In 1958 the US army experimented on cats by dosing them with LSD. This is what happened:

How can i advocate for you? When someone close to you cant find their voice to speak up

Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?

As my son just told me.. Id like a 10 piece nugget A med frosty And a side of love And yes i said that exact thing to the cashier at Wendy’s

Be yourself. Cuz everyone else is taken.

Embracing the New Moon in Pisces: A Journey of Transformation and Manifestation open.substack.com/pub/samanthale…