They say that as you get older, happiness is found less in things and more in moments. A mid-October Sunday with a chill in the air, wings on the table, four games in the quad box, and Scott guiding you through the witching hour. That’s all you really need. That’s happiness.

Came here illegally. Committed sexual assault on a girl with learning difficulties in broad daylight - 14 months. One deleted tweet. No history of crime. Loving mother and wife. No danger to the public - 31 months

Fair play to Rachel Reeves, she’s only gone and smashed it. Took a £22 billion black hole & doubled it to £42 billion in just a year That’s not just mismanagement, that’s talent Most people try to fix the economy… she’s gone & set a new record digging the hole even deeper You

Tens of thousands of British girls, maybe hundreds of thousands, have been r*ped by Pakistani grooming gangs and the police are deploying undercover female officers to catch… catcallers. It would be funny if it weren’t so evil.

Inheritance tax should not exist, but today, many lefties have popped up and supported a 100% tax on your estate. These people are communists.

If I won £50m on the lottery tmora I’d give it all to city for Grealish and carry on welding

The day they signed his birth certificate “Da’Realyst” this TD was foretold.

I've got a birth certificate, driving licence, a passport, and an NI number. You know who I am. I am not the problem.

Give it a fucking rest hahhahaaha

Jordan Peterson warns that digital ID will usher in a tyrannical regime "so 100% complete that it would make George Orwell's 1984 look like a picnic". "If a traffic camera catches you jaywalking in China... the digital ID system... will convict you of jaywalking... take money

A quite incredible eulogy from Adam Smith at Ricky Hatton’s funeral today. Goosebumps 💙 🎬 @RingMagazine

Here are the best goals of the 2003-04 season. Enjoy.

Forest board discussing ange replacements

What a Knob, literally the best day’s of your life. All your m8s in the same boat, bit money in your pocket, no Kids no Mortgages no Bills, Thursday to Sunday out in Boozers making memories that will last a life time

The opening titles of ITV's The Premiership. Nostalgia levels: Off. The. Charts.

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

Now that’s a centre forward.

Louis Theroux is the absolute master of making someone look like a complete cunt by just looking at them and being silent. Should be good viewing this