My dad’s mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he’d packed his fucking cat AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I’m not even lying😂😂😂😂

your twenties are actually really fun if you enjoy feeling like you're playing one long game of mario kart where you keep getting hit with red turtle shells

I didn’t know this would become a “thread” or I would’ve posted a photo earlier to show I’m a better choice than chris Pine or Adam Levine

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Just announced: No Hot Ashes' after party in Jimmy's on Saturday to celebrate their hometown show in Manchester's Club Academy. First come first served!

That new Lily Allen tune is so early 2000s London R&B it’s amazing

Primary schools with washing machines to wash children's uniforms, where teachers charge parents phones who have no electricity, and give coats, shoes and food to their pupils. The GP who is treating kids for rickets. This is the poverty we have found in the North West in 2017.

12 Dec 2017

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