I feel like every time someone mentions Yas’ posture they’re breaking the fourth wall #LoveIsland

When Meg talks all I hear is Kerry Mucklowe they sound exactly the same to me 😭 #LoveIsland

HOW is Blu still convinced he can turn heads even though it been proved time and time again he can’t 😭 #loveisland

i can’t believe an american on LIUK is one of my favourite ever islanders. toni has been so iconic i’m gonna miss her on our screens #loveisland #loveislanduk

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥 taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

who are you? ㅤ im you, but cuntier #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

i feel like I'll never get over this.

I’ve read nothing but hate about The life of a Showgirl yet I LOVE EVERY song on it. 0 skips. It might even be my fave album yet. I think people just love to be upset lmao

I’m so old I’ve just googled ‘what is 6 7’

claudia's face knowing the gaggiest TV moment of the year had just been created #CelebrityTraitors

Forgot he had a shield, murdered in plain sight twice, giggled at the fire pit during the ‘are you a traitor?’ eye contact, was the most blindingly obvious traitor ever - and yet won it all. Magnificent. #CelebrityTraitors

What would have happened if the last 3 chose to banish again and they all got one vote each? #CelebrityTraitors

Genuinely unbelievable #CelebrityTraitors

Not only is it unbelievable that Alan won, it’s even more unbelievable that someone like Nick Mohammed DIDN’T win #CelebrityTraitors

Martin's Best Bits #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

People that say 'everyone has anxiety' have never experienced proper anxiety. You've been a little worried for a job interview. It's not the same as HAVING ANXIETY

Jennifer Anniston said she only wanted to give birth and people hated her, Millie Bobby brown adopted and people hated her, Meghan did surrogacy and people hate her. As a woman You simply can’t win.

Nah that things just happened to me where my alarm goes off but just doesn’t make any noise?? Apple wft??