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PASTOR: I've called this meeting to ban Christian ripoffs of memes. They're never good. YOUTH PASTOR: Hold my root beer. PASTOR: Scott, no

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You want to join my crew. I can't lie, I think it's a great idea. We could use someone with your college experience.

Pools are perfect for holding water Man. x.com/30SecondScene/…

When she says she likes guys with facial hair pic.x.com/V62AE8MUeR

I did like 40 crunches yesterday

GODS OF WARRRRR.... May your hammer be mighty

Okie dokie rod it's regulation size

It's literally insane how many bangers the Goo Goo Dolls have

#NBCO #Rockstar

I'd like to believe the grandpas that casually wear zip-offs are the same grandpas that ALWAYS have mints in their pockets for grandkids

Hi I'm Rod and I like to party

Life is short. Stunt it.

You goofy goobers bought enough Shrimp Heaven Now T-shirts to raise $18,000 for the Southern Poverty Law Center. Thank you, you marvelous goobers.

It's actually one more than Evil Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. I checked. online.

PRO TIP: Avoid sneezing while brushing your teeth at ALL COSTS.