Every time we play against a 36 year old striker we turn them into prime R9

Pickford Howler, Inject it💉

Two fullbacks that can move and are progressive, total difference #NUFC

Today’s the day people start questioning Arsenal

Almost spat my coffee out 😂

This has aged beautifully

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PEN?

Jacob Murphy is painful

If you don’t like the darts you’re a fucking weirdo

Are Everton’s two reds the funniest pair of red cards you’ll see?

“FUCK OFFFFF” to the Leeds fans 😭😭😭

Villa away FFS!

The ball must be absolutely fine this year

Derby Day Win! Cramlington Brockwell FC 2-3 Horton FC - Shankhouse Goals Ross Snaith ⚽️ Christie Kidd ⚽️ Ryan Payne ⚽️ MOMs Ben Mullen Billy Pulman Top graft from the lads to get the W in the El Cramico 👏

FT Cramlington United 2-2 Seaton Delaval Crammy win 3-1 on pens nathan mcpake ⚽️ Ryan Payne ⚽️ MOMs - Niall Younger 🐐🧤 & Ryan Payne A last gasp equaliser took us to pens and we managed to get over the line thanks to Super Niall Younger 👏 #UTC

FT Result; Ponteland United 1-3 Cramlington United Ryan Payne ⚽️ Roppa ⚽️ josh ⚽️ MOMs - josh & Roppa Really important three points in the bag on the road against a good side. UTC 💪

Assists from Saturdays excellent win went to Harvey Niall Younger 🐐 & Ryan Payne

Goals went to attacking midfielders Ryan Payne & josh with Roppa getting on the scoresheet as well.

Is that the worst refereeing decision you’ve ever seen?

Danny Murphy’s commentating tonight, dear me.