If they didn't leave you with their tiny relative all will be well

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

the ADHD urge to wake up early and still somehow find a way to be late

“Thank you for your payment”

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Whoa! Really??! Ya don’t say!!

Buying things isn’t fun anymore. Everything is either too expensive, poor quality, a subscription where you don’t actually own anything, benefits an evil corporation, or all of the above.

I actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions: • Start when I want • Take as long as I need • I have to be alone in the house

He’s risen, he the birthday.

We’re at war and this bitch is worried about sports?!

I’m racking up so much debt lmao

Lol I turned off notifications on EVERY app If I want to see anything, I have to willingly open the app and I love it that way

Anyone who doesn’t understand the “you the birthday” jokes or any other jokes using the same structure, I just automatically think you lack critical thinking skills and/or can’t comprehend context clues.

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

She’s expensive too !

Adderall & Wellbutrin! 😅

I was barely even allowed to drink dark soda as a kid and people are letting their kids have 6 energy drinks a day?!?!

If you 30+ and still putting the company 1st and not your own personal time…then you learned nothing from ya 20s lol

To the avatar team ❤️ No sense in crying over spilled milk! The people loved it ! Make 3 more !!!