Rita is the best part of the season! When Dad starts trying to flatter her and she IS NOT HAVING IT

If this guy is writing a song about you, it’s fucking over

We stepped on to an escalator at the airport and were carried away before I realized my 3yo had let go of my hand and hesitated at the top. We panicked, descending, only to look up and see her on her way, holding the hand of a woman who had quickly helped her get on.

This happens to me all the time in spring/summer. Usually it takes me awhile to remember to check the tank on the dehumidifer, which will be full (thus turning off the machine). Empty the tank, machine turns on, minutes later I work again.

laura dern mannequin in uniqlo happy pride month

I think it's funny when people talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of style, like thanks for the info but my hair does not involve me in any of its decision making processes.

Happy Father’s Day to my dad, who every time I’ve watched an Austen movie with my mom has wandered in, asked what it is, lingered until I ask if he wants to sit down, says no it’s not his thing, then watched the rest from the doorway.

I love the Eddie Redmayne discourse cuz it’s ppl going “why is he playing the emcee like a strange goblin man”, ppl going “he understands that the emcee should be a strange goblin man”, & ppl going “he understands that the emcee should be a strange goblin man but he is bad at it”

don’t ask why but i need stanley tucci’s character to run into his ex lover, benoit blanc, and we realize it’s the devil wears prada 2: knives out 3

I dunno guys I think my new VP dream is this old white guy who loves unions and public schools and is like "these guys are just weird."

All of us during the Olympics:

BREAKING NEWS: The 1995 BBC adaptation of Pride and Prejudice just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time

BREAKING NEWS: The Sound of Music just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

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i love when a new tv show references an unseen “mom” because it means a potential future guest role for an actress of a certain age

You know Jamie Lee Curtis is coming

julie andrews pulling this power move simply because she could. no one has ever mothered this hard. happy birthday to this icon 💛

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