THIS SATURDAY!! The Skifflebilly DJs are back in town. Playing one record and then another record etc., from 6-9pm, at The Depot Cinema in Lewes. Lewes Depot

Driving halfway across the country to Slapstick Festival, to watch some #Keaton and #Chaplin, because I’m a grownup, and that’s how I roll!

Man, could we have done with this all those years ago, Baz Bloye?!

Pre-ordered @thehighsign book back in September (here in the uk), and it finally dropped on my doorstep at exactly the same time as James Curtis’ biography (literally). What are the chances?! This should keep me busy for a while.

Next gig: Friday 25th March at the Neptune, Hove!

I knew it! Always thought it was John, and couldn’t understand what the debate was about. Also, now it’s been pointed out, I can faintly make out the high “ooohs” that I’d never noticed before. Nothing Is Real - A Beatles Podcast Have you seen this?

The whole offside debate in the Arsenal v Brighton & Hove Albion match is hilarious. Arsenal fans don’t realise that you need TWO players between you and the goal line to be onside, and that ‘clear and obvious’ is only used for subjective decisions, which offside isn’t. #ARSBHA

Record crowd of 2300+ to watch Lewes FC Women beat @FAWomensChamp champions, Liverpool, 2-1 today, with the Lewes keeper scoring the winner (yes, really)! Cracking afternoon out.

Finally finished this episode of this fantastic podcast! As a somewhat Beatles obsessive, who is well versed in this period, I still found it very engaging and revelatory in places. Extremely well researched and delivered. The whole podcast is a joy!

Got to hand it to him, his ventriloquist act has really come on!

Made my debut appearance for Lewes FC Men’s Veterans today! Played the second 45 mins, didn’t make any massive errors and only one knee skinning slide on the 3G. Added to the win, makes it a success! Cheers to the gaffer and squad for giving me a crack at it!

Another week, another 3 points. Tough game with some crunching ‘tackles’. I think 3 goals flatters them, but definitely room for improvement. Pleased to get 90 mins in, though my limbs are suffering!

Rare Xmas tweet lads x

Happy Christmas you gorgeous lot! I want to say a huge thank you to all the support you’ve given me this year, whether you’re a regular customer, a rare customer or just someone who gives my posts a like on the socials, it all means such a lot 1/2

Here’s Bad Bad Whiskey new vid (with me on drums), filmed on a rather breezy Devil’s Dyke in South Downs National Park. Showcasing the band and the Downs rather spectacularly! youtu.be/samKAQA7w1M

Despite the best efforts of the M4, I have made it to Bristol in time for this screening!

Thanks Slapstick Festival, Polly Rose and Graeme Garden for hosting a great Keaton double bill. Always fantastic to see him on the big (biggest!) screen with live accompaniment

Probably nails it more succinctly than I could.

Our Old Quality League for over 35s/45s has a 'Don't Be a Dick' philosophy- does your team want to play competitive football without shithousery, verbal altercations and unecessary physical aggression? Get in touch if you want to bring a squad to Lewes 3G for the 23/34 season.

Good Lord. Nadine Dorries really showing just how ill informed and ignorant she is, live on Channel 4. Presenters quite rightly correcting her and cutting her off as she talks absolute bollocks. #GeneralElection2024 #channel4 #nadinedorries