All clubs in prem 1 wepl are boring as fuck. Hats off to westbury cc who didn't bother chasing to watch the England game. Good blokes. Potterne C.C take note #itscominghone

What we can deduce from this is that Clevedon Cricket will lose by 43 runs and that Max Curtis will leave at the end of the season #wolfofwepl #nolintottnoparty Jake Lintott

Another young player looks to have sold his soul to Dial Hill as Ben Charlesworth chases the cash despite financial uncertainty Clevedon Cricket . Sources close to Charlesworth reveal he’s intending to spend the signing bonus on strawberry millions and a new action man #budgetcut

GET WELL SOON Thoughts go to Winterbourne CC treasurer who’s on the physio bed this weekend after tearing his hamstring on his way back from his 5th trip to the ATM for Chris Dent and @bobbybracey25 - questions being raised in relation to WEPL financial fair play regulations!

Rather have an hour boxing lesson with @Ashur1989 so I can learn how to bang the mercenary little scrote out. #JusticeForAshur

Get it last game of the season. Gives Gaiger a chance to pay for some social members to be up there to witness it

Can confirm we will be at The Bawa this evening. Luckily we love Aunt Bessie's roast potatoes, over cooked beef and watered down Foster's. Don’t know who the speaker is but hopefully they’re better than Ronnie Irani #dryerthanthebeef

Thank u Aunt Bessie's for the potatoes, not quite as shit as the Taunton Deane CC 🏏 chat. Horse radish sauce offered more than Potterne C.C

Clevedon Cricket how much you willing to splash?? Callum Gregory

IT'S OFFICIAL!! The WEPL transfer window has opened!! #getyourcashout Clevedon Cricket Bedminster CC Bath Cricket Club Potterne C.C

BREAKING: Shocking news out of Downend Cricket Club with George Hankins reportedly signing on a 2 year deal. Figure thought to be around the £500pw ball park. More to follow. Bath Cricket Club

HANKINS STORY: Sources close to Downend Cricket Club and Bath Cricket Club saying George Hankins and Ian Cockbain is an exchange deal with Cockbain saying he 'wants to win some silverware'

The new year means one thing for Joe Breet....a new club! The former Lechlade CC man is set to join Goatacre Cricket Club for the 2018 season for a fee rumoured to be around the 'free kfc ever week' region #weplsfavouritemercenary #newyearnewclub #whopayswins

An early Christmas present for all my followers: Ashur Morrison reportedly going to Potterne C.C for the 2018 season. Deal rumoured to include penis reduction surgery #desperatesearchforagoodblokeatpotternecc #hurtsnomore Potterne C.C

NEW YEAR SPECIAL: Failed pro Patrick Grieshaber reportedly set to join Marshfield CC from Downend Cricket Club in a bid to make it in the blue bat game. More to follow. #germansareshitatcricket

GRIESHABER UPDATE: sources close to Downend Cricket Club skipper Matt Jackson say Patrick Grieshaber left after a spat between the two players with Downend being unable to accommodate the spare tyre Grieshaber has developed. #beers

BREAKING: Just had this sent in from a follower. It appears Downend Cricket Club Brandon Gilmour has been deported from Australia in relation to an off-field incident. Unsure as to whether he will be sent back to Zimbabwe or the UK #internationaltravelban #dontfingeryourscorer