“Multifunctional” 😏

Totally rad how U.S. Postal Service thinks it’s cool to destroy a dog’s $125 heart medication because having a mail forward doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to forward your mail. Wtf?

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Tonight might be a Hackers night

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So, we all remember when zero cool hacked into OTV and put on the outer limits. Remember what was playing when he did? It was an episode of America First. Was this Acid Burn’s show of choice? She was very quick to respond. Was she watching it? This shit keeps me up at night.

Y’all. Big Timber season 2 is up

Entering ARPS 331

TIL never leaving the house is a genetic super power. What other gifts do I have? Avoiding phone calls? Putting off chores? Losing my mailbox key?

Officially stopped shaving my neck

Been at ElixirConf all week and I really miss my monitor. I don’t know how some of y’all work on laptops, I just can’t do it. It feels like I can’t even think, I need that screen beef 📺🥩

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No better film has been made since

Oh my god, they found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Who? Who do you think? The algorithm! tiktok.com/t/ZTRmY9Mn2/

Not really the souvenir I wanted from the concert last weekend 🤒

One of the greatest gifts mankind has ever known x.com/BeschlossDC/st…

Inflation is hitting hard.

I laid in bed this morning and listened to a bunch of spatial audio songs. So they just pump every track through a ridiculous amount of shitty reverb? Not a fan. Get off my lawn.

Friends, I have someone who currently works in the event planning space looking to transition into a project management role in tech. I think they’d do very well in the space. They’re detail oriented, dedicated, and sharp. If you’re looking for that I’d love to put you in touch.