@ my group member who will not stop reminding the group of a project due in TWO WEEKS and it's READING WEEk

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What is kimchi if not cabbage persevering

Paramore is a good band, but Twitter thinks I like them so much more than I do. Give me the Death Grips feed

Saw a former student of mine outside of school for the first time the other day. We really do live in a social body

When I was young, I thought fax machines sent that exact piece of paper through the ethernet cable to the receiving fax machine and I thought that very strange. Hmm, I still don’t know how faxes work

them: you know that thing me, not knowing that thing: oh yeah i know that thing

Is pineapple a pizza?

Pooping naked is something else, man

it’s we, wario

if u dont get excited by seeing a fuzzy black caterpillar, whats wrong with you

the barelaked nadies

do horses want to win when they race

I shit and piss more than I eat or drink. Explain that Neil deGrasse Tyson

what's a good font?

I am very glad when old friends greet me in my dreams 😊

I should start doing cocaine

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