Oh, Christ. Not again.

Life beyond Earth. Most potential for humanity, least danger to humanity.

"Man, gay people have gone too far with taking away all the things I hold near and dear, especially... *checks notes* ...rainbows."

Also known as 'sport'.

The United Conservative Party of Alberta were right, Alberta is #OpenForBusiness, especially if you're a funeral parlour. chatnewstoday.ca/article/598397…

Of course I signed! And you should too. Lauren Hunter I would add a second point that the entire #yegdt green space should be called Serenity Park. change.org/p/nathan-filli…

The most laughable part of this, once the frustration dies down, is that this is the Tim Hortons' position relative to the arch. Thank god they're so findable now!

Novel and powerful idea, incredible marketing.

That's a street hockey arena if I ever saw one...

Beginning to realize that the happier I am in life, the less I'm tweeting. I'm not sure what the chicken and egg is in this inverse relationship.

Take my job! I'm moving on after nearly five years at the helm of ECVO's comms, but I know there's a wily #yegcomms pro out there who would enjoy the amazing work that ECVO does and the great direction that it's heading! #yegjobs #yegnonprofits

Hey NYRB Classics, I see you'll soon publish the first volume of Proust's In Search of Lost Time. Does this signal a larger plan to publish all volumes under the NYRB label?

At the checkout, buying diapers, toilet paper, apples, shampoo, and a family pack of chicken thighs. Cashier: "That comes to $420.69" Me: "Nice." Me, 10 minutes later: "Wait, what the fuck?"