my top ‘23 playlist is all sad songs with pops of depeche mode

astrology is real bc hope sandoval is a cancer

officially in my late 20s bc i have a yoga/pilates/spin membership

nothing sends me into a sensory nightmare like wooden forks

when u have submechanophobia and they dumpin martas all over the georgia coast

lunch at buccees dinner at wawa

me when a mechanic is talking to me

me and wendy on the back patio at das box

wearing a fur coat and sweatpants into krogers bc this show is about me

love telling tourists that the moss has bugs and also love telling them that all the attics have bats

girls night 🤝 cigs inside

real footage of me leaving the cinema after watching dune part 2

i was born in the right generation i love wawa and getting weed delivered

i was born in the right generation i love hitting my weed pen in home depot

i was born in the right generation i love hitting my weed pen in the movie theatre

imagine hating me and me and my friends are playing fuck marry kill: mold, bats, termites

i miss twitter

i love hitting my weed pen in home depot