Baby. Posh and Ginger. I’m almost a Spice Girl #RoyalBaby

Just got a text from Eugenie: ‘FFS!!’ #SorryNotSorry #RoyalBaby #RoyalWedding

Only a matter of months before I completely eclipse Will & Kate's offspring. #WhosLouis? #RoyalBaby

Applying suncream in the womb is tricky, but you can't be too careful with these ginger genes. #RoyalVisitAustralia #RoyalBaby

I'm upside down right now, but also in Australia... which way up am I? #RoyalTourAustralia #ConfusedFetus

When you realise being 7th in line for the throne means you'll be 1st in line for everything else. #RoyalBaby

Kanye for Godfather. #RoyalBaby