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#Horror has already descended upon #Islington! 😱 Spotted today between #Angel station and the Old Red Lion Pub & Playhouse Like creepy dolls? Check out the #LHF2019 programme, including #WhatTheDollsSaw by Nic Lamont 🦇 #HorrorTheatre #London #Theatre #WhatsOnLondon #Halloween2019 #October

Never leave me in the office with someone else’s dog.

What’s the difference between me and Santa? Nothing. We both come once a year . And we both like shopping at Waitrose . #waitrosechristmas

This morning for the first time in seven weeks I smelled Lynx. Oh dear god why? Have we not suffered enough? #arroganceofPortillo #delusionallikeTrump #yuck

It’s nearly four o’clock. Have I cleaned my teeth today?

I've coined the phrase: 'Convacculations' Feel free to use 💉🍾 #vaccine