At ENO, musicians got their redundancy emails during the interval of a show. During the interval. And then carried on with the performance because they are professionals, which cannot be said for the people running the place.

if I was kate middleton I would tweet “they got me” and then log off

My wife looking at how much tax she's paid in the last year.

Multiethnic societies work if people assimilate. That is the only way they can work. An elected official shouting Allah Akbar and going on about a foreign conflict in his first speech is what the utter failure of multiculturalism looks like.

yall they saying they shrunk the tampons and the pads without telling anyone (shrinkflation). so many people think their flows have gotten heavier bc they’re running thru the menstrual products when its really just companies being greedy!!!! i hate it here OMG!!!

Looks like the neighbours have got the exterminators in.

"It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now"

Locals continue to riot in Leeds, now creating bonfires in the streets. You can guarantee if this was a white British community, the riot police would have gone in. The police are so scared of being labelled racist they are literally willing to let the country burn.

Biden’s gonna be so mad when he watches the news tonight and finds out he’s dropping out

Is there a Viz Comic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

IPad takes over the brain

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

Says here you haven’t watched Adolescence yet

People born in 2013 will be able to vote at the next election

💔 A week ago a rare Wale-Shark was spotted on the shores of Israel. This is an endangered species, peaceful and feeds only on Plankton. Today it reached the shores of Gaza, it only took the Gazans 20 minutes to pull it out of the water and kill it. What a destructive society..

This is completely unacceptable. Rubbish as deep as 20 ft and 500 ft long dumped into the River Cherwell in Oxfordshire. I’ve never seen a disgusting sight like this in England before. A first world country should never look like this.

Being a reader is hard… I wanna reread my favorites, I wanna read the new releases, I wanna get through all the classics… honestly, I just wanna read every book ever written.

my printer when I tell it to print something