‘that’s not blue, that’s indigo mummy’ Corrected by a 2yo. Wtf.

I think this is the most accurate tweet I have seen in my entire life. We understand you perfectly pal.

When your dad says in a club ‘and another water for my eldest daughter who has just spilt hers’ whilst I get tissues to tidy up my mess, it’s an all time low…

The only satisfying part of the succession final was Tom putting a sticker on Greg’s head. There’s really no other decent take aways

Some of my best parenting to date has been making my kids think saying sorry is an insult. They shout it at me angrily at the park and I just look like I’ve got super polite (slightly aggressive) kids. Taking the win 🫠

Heeeeelp, 4yo asking what makes thunder and lightening and I have no idea how to explain it. Also while we’re on it, can you explain it to a 33yo too because my Nan told me it was god moving the furniture and tbh I never looked past that explanation so… 🫠

Yesterday my office landlord explained that he thought the utilities should be in my name (despite this not being my contract terms) because he is ‘quite rubbish at admin’ and I ‘seem quite good at it’. Have to wonder if he’d make this same argument to a man #notasecretary 🖊️

Genuinely considering changing my LinkedIn to read: Part time Financial Planner, full time Dinosaur Expert It’s a more accurate description of my life 🦕

Can Twitter do my homework please. Any providers or platforms offering access to decent cash rates (other than Transact)?

Mum’s had the boys for 4 days while I’ve been galavanting around Barca. She deserves the win 🥇

Where do grown ups buy bedsheets from please? I might finally have graduated from supermarket branded and/or ikea

Saturday challenge: My two year old can name fifteen dinosaurs from memory. Can any adults beat him without Googling??

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