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Roland Gunn 🇺🇸

@rolandgunntn

“And I knew every hollow, every cool swimmin' hole”

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We need a light-hearted historical comedy about the time the Puritans banned Christmas. A rebellious young Virginian is sent to live with his Puritan cousins in Boston, can he teach them the joy of Christmas? Blaze, Dailywire, this is an easy, relatively low budget W.

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The most common live Christmas tree in American homes is the farmed Fraser fir. 50% of homes *with live trees* have a Fraser, with North Carolina being the biggest source. But wild Frasers suffered a massive die off between 1950-1980 thanks to a noxious forest pest, the balsam

The most common live Christmas tree in American homes is the farmed Fraser fir. 50% of homes *with live trees* have a Fraser, with North Carolina being the biggest source. But wild Frasers suffered a massive die off between 1950-1980 thanks to a noxious forest pest, the balsam
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I think about this passage a lot, sometimes in response to discussions on here. And I often wonder “who is really the weaker brother?”

I think about this passage a lot, sometimes in response to discussions on here. And I often wonder “who is really the weaker brother?”
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Imagine if Pre-Columbian North America had domesticated horses —the Great Plains would’ve been its Pontic Steppe, periodically spitting out waves of nomadic horselords to harry the agrarian kingdoms of the Mississippi valley. Maybe someday.

Imagine if Pre-Columbian North America had domesticated horses —the Great Plains would’ve been its Pontic Steppe, periodically spitting out waves of nomadic horselords to harry the agrarian kingdoms of the Mississippi valley. Maybe someday.
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A composition so perfect I would be unsurprised if King David himself composed it in the heavenly kingdom outside time, and the angels sang just this song to announce Christ’s birth in Bethlehem with Gabriel playing the trumpet part. Sweet triumph, the King has come. Emmanuel.

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Mexico still has so much great land, so many beaches and mountains. A shorter border wall would be cheaper, but more importantly the average home price is only $90k!

Mexico still has so much great land, so many beaches and mountains. A shorter border wall would be cheaper, but more importantly the average home price is only $90k!
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Driving to court this morning, passed a house with two Afton Behn lawn signs and a dead deer carcass, stiff rigor mortis right beside them. Would’ve made a great pic, but I didn’t have the time to stop so you’ll just have to imagine it.

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If the TN Dems were a serious party that ran moderate candidates who focused on bread and butter issues and avoided subjects like trans children, they could have a shot. But they aren’t.