Right time to plan next years gbbf, I'm thinking an all inclusive true celebration of progressive British brewing, over 100 beer categories,

Fostering innovation, originality and quality....

Plans for a quality beer competition dashed! 2012 gbbf will have 2 categories, mild and bitter, use of exotic malts/hops will be punished!

Protinator I like that, I have been sent back through time to revive dead beer styles and make people drink what I think they should drink!

The protinator is relaxed, Justin Bieber on the stereo time to check the fridge! Another black IPA...sigh

Idiot brewers who do you think you are trying something new and interesting...pah that's a fools game!

Dammit my penance has gone cockeyed, should have cooked the spaghetti before attempting self flagellation!

Just thought of a fantastic new book, '300 Milds to try to make you want to die' hmmm maybe not quite the selling point of the original...

Disrespect from my junior commissars ahem I mean brewery liaison officers will not be tolerated!

I've got an itch that I just don't seem to be able to scratch ever since my brief dirty keg beer dalliance...

Note to self, next camera meeting discuss the possibility of declaring all beer that isn't real ale 'nonbeer' and needing protenation!

“Justin Bieber: got a bunch of pics sent to me of the fans in the UK lined up today for the release of #SOMEDAY at Harrods. I'M THERE!!!

Things to do today: get Justin Beiber's autograph at Harrods, try an avoid drinking anymore dirty keg beer, start writing new book 300 Milds

Just heard some young members singing this song...not happy, their family's will suffer protenation!

'This old man, his name's Protz, he wears sandles with his socks...

Got my moob signed by beiber!day just can't get any better! I am feeling naughty tho perhaps a stroll by that pub with the dirty keg beer...

the urge has got me...can't fight it, back at the pub, dirty beer in hand it's like a dodgy trip to Bangkok it's wrong but feels so right!

What's happened to my willpower!? I'll be drinking Black IPA's next...actually...that's an idea...

Ignore my previous comments idiot brewers please send me black IPA's for me to try...for educational purposes you do understand!?

Feeling squiffy, all bets are off tonight, could be drinking carling very soon...,