If love is blind, why is #lingerie so #popular

Guys >>>> No Shirt, No Service Girls >>>>>No Shirt, No Charge

A lot of baby boomers are today's baby #bong ers

#Work is done, now it's time for #fun ;)

#Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, "YES" is the answer

If you think #sex is a pain in the ass., your doing it wrong ....

Whenever you fill out a application , contact in case of emergency. Fill out Doctor

Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the lord.....oh screw it, I'm going to hell anyway.

If I got paid for being #sexy , I would be a millionaire ;)

What #female heart can despise #diamonds

If I die before I get old....... Thank you :)

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

Friday is so far away

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating #sexy #babe this morning.

-Older men -younger women All of the above mmmmm ;)

@FSDetroit_Girls #AGoofyMovie

Women might be able to fake #orgasms , but men can fake a #relationship goodnight :)

I hate pictures :)