Sad, but relatable 😭 x.com/THV11/status/9…

Two Tories in my comedy gig tonight Man smugly shouts “I hear you swear a lot what’s your worst word? Go on let me hear it, we all know you are famous for saying it” Me “Foodbanks” Audience cheers. Man sits raging.

Feeling a bit Goth? Have a listen to AUGER: For our NEXT SHOW Check out: WWW.AUGER.BAND ☠️🖤🦇🖤☠️ x.com/AugerOfficial/…

youtu.be/wkYOZyNocrw Absolutely glorious ❤️ #johnotway #reallyfree #ogwt #totp

Tomorrow's World released one year ago today, and just one solitary blue cassette copy left looking for a good home :) neilscrivin.bandcamp.com/album/tomorrow…

Solar Dream Reel 2LP currently 10% off from Norman Records normanrecords.com/records/160135…

Me at swimming pool in bikini - man “you’re brave eh?” Me “yeah I fought off a sex attacker at seven - oh you mean I am fat & I am brave showing it off?” Man “well ..” Me “you’re very overweight dude & you’re a coward for picking on me and not addressing your own insecurities”

New vinyl on the horizon 🔮

Hi Theresa May you promised workers’ rights would be "protected and enhanced” after Brexit but Christoper Chope is presenting a Bill to scrap the Working Time Directive. Can you clarify now that you 100% oppose his Bill? unionstogether.org.uk/brexit

Please contact me if you can provide a bottle of Jaffa Cakes x.com/UpAndGeorgia/s…

Racists making themselves known is definitely a good thing because we'll know who to ostracise.

Minister for Loneliness. Minister. For. Loneliness. Is this who we are now in the UK? x.com/Jeremy_Hunt/st…

President Trump’s State of the Union address had one false statement every 4.5 minutes

Guy: Can I get a pancake, [lowers sunglasses] and can you make it as sweet as you Waitress: Creep Guy: Actually, it's pronounced "crêpe"

I’d have a tiny bit more understanding for the “the day after a school shooting isn’t the time to discuss gun control” crowd if it weren’t, statistically speaking, under 3 days until the next one this year.

The future leaders of the country..? #ToryArrogance

You are not alone and you don't have to suffer in silence. #MentalHealthAwareness #MentalHealthMatters #Depression x.com/DrugslineUK/st…

Sadly, I've just become aware of #buytwoseatsnexttime and if the shit that comes up doesn't illustrate fat life perfectly, I don't know what to tell you #fatphobia #casualcruelty

Lewis Hamilton says women are the most beautiful things on the planet and therefore should be grid girls. I think giraffes are the most beautiful things on the planet and my campaign for grid giraffes starts here. #gridgiraffes #f1