all toddlers love Led Zeppelin. This is a known fact, people. youtube.com/watch?v=qaRmg7…

the sound of a baby crying at a lower pitch breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/333178908…

my, what big... lips... you have

Not to brag, or anything, but I've won awards and stuff.

Do you ever have diarrhea nostalgia? Because I do. "Remember that time I had diarrhea?" "Dad, remember that time you had diarrhea?"

Two Dutch dudes decided to "mimic" labor pains via electrostimulation, & the results are actually quite funny. youtube.com/watch?feature=…

Purple hot rod!

Why? Because YOU GUYS ARE JERKS THATS WHY reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com

A little conversation with my Dad. My bat..dad. youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0n…

Who knew DNA could be this much fun?

Nobody has ever said these things to me. Well, OK, some of them. flickr.com/photos/nripper…

I'm five now! Here's an airplane.

This ALWAYS HAPPENS youtube.com/watch?v=nMzG0x…

I take crazy hair day very, very seriously.

This is why all TV interviews should be with 5 year old kids youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN…

Zombies!

Guess who hasn't lost faith in America? ME!

At age 8, I have a healthy, positive sense of self esteem!