RT Kate Sheppard: Editorial cheapness or laziness? Either way, greatest caption ever. http://bit.ly/aZFqU0 //tee hee

"I am such stuff as dreams are made on." I think Alfa Romeo needs some help with plain English. Go on, give us a call.

It's a bright and beautiful afternoon at the Design Chapel http://www.ichapel.co.uk/ #lovelyplacetowork

Inspirational business workshop from Rachel Elnaugh-LOVE at British Library yesterday. Met great people too. Happy Friday all!

Yet another great idea from Brad Burton Leaflets do work

Podiatry website development and PR underway. Spreading relief from ingrown toenails to the masses!

Hey brands! Why not hire someone who knows that the plural of welly is not 'welly's' to write your newsletter? Just a thought!

@ajwilcox If you put it in a roasting bag, how long would it take to self-combust? I reckon 30 mins per kg if you want it well done :)

Optimize web content for your readers, and the rest will follow. Hmmm - not always. http://ow.ly/2EuOt #seo #contentmarketing

is experiencing 'divine interference' with the phone signal in i hate lemon chapel today

@cdwharton defrost them in the toaster! Then when really well done, add loads of butter and some marmite. Yum.

Does anyone else have an 'OCD loop' of social media sites? Twitter, FB, LinkedIn... Must get on with some work!

@jamie_oliver Sunny in Southampton! Get yourself down here, I'll make you lunch ;)

Supporting Breast Cancer Care annual fashion show: The Show - London : Hope all the models have a great day esp Lou C events.breastcancercare.org.uk/server/show/na…

Congrats to Janet from JB Dog Care, celebrating 6 months of 1-2-1 home care for precious four-legged friends http://www.jbdogcare.com

Just found an immaculate fiver tucked away in my just-washed jeans. Happy Monday!

@RebeccaGFE Well done Rebecca, brilliant PR for you! Keep up the great work. Charlotte

at the inaugural Winchester #jelly

'If you find yourself completely unaffected by the spending review, spare a thought for your butler. He's likely to be quite miffed' #quote

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