Kaito's here! He's queer! And he's spent no less than three hours thinking about how fucking soft Monokuma plushies whit side WOULD be if he wasn't such an asshole.

"Wait a sec... What if we sent Monokuma and all his little cubs to the moon?"

So this is Shuichi's girl crush. Boy's got weird tastes.

See, that's way more normal. He will totally understand it. Go get that inventor girl coochie, girl!

He'll bypass that upsetness and just think it's for the best! And, hoe, you gotta CLAIM that coochie. Pee where another dog's already peed. Pee in a land that wants nothing to do with ya.

She's not a thot. But she's going for a thot. Who probably think she's a thot for her boob size.

Well keep on the hunt for the Ultimate THOT then, girl. Ya got all of space rootin' for ya!

Junko is the Ultimate Hoe. Totally different thing according to the rulez with a z.

"Ya know, come to think of it, where the fuck does Monokuma come from? They just sorta pop from the floor boards, and ceilings, and I think I saw the lucky bastard come up from Miu's chest once..."

[N S F W] There was no denying that Kaito had a bit of love for cosplay. And when someone cosplays as one of his more nerdy ‘waifus’, especially one with a reputation for working out, it only makes sense that he’d want to /work/ her out.

“Never woulda thought Tsumugi would be the direct one.”

[N S F W] A Full Nelson is basically just a standing mating press. Feel free to think about that while he works on getting back from a busy ass day of... Training. And astronaut stuff.

"No kiddin'... Say, Tsumugi, what's your favorite kind of sex?"

"Hah! I knew it wouldn't be something overly pl-" He had a finger pointed out towards her, but soon let it drop. "...especially with me?"

"Am I good at that kind of stuff...? Uh, yeah! Of course I am!" He jammed his thumb into his chest as the most dramatic way to point to himself. "'Specially when I could do it with a cosplayer!"

He... was expecting her to be somewhat embarassed. Maybe she just said she wanted to be fucked, and was hoping they would give an embarassed reaction. "You want me to prove myself? Then I guess I gotta get familiar with a plain gal's body, huh?"

Kaito Momota, Luminary of the stars, is healthy once again! And he’s here to let you know that the best way to mate in space is to get real deep in there. Without giving the other person enough time to properly strip.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM tiffi

“Gundham needs to get these guys a blanket, cause they’re always getting in my damn hat...”