I wonder if snitches are still going into games with no warmup routine. If you’re a snitch at US Quidditch Cup this weekend you should find a good warm up routine. You’ll be more prepared for the chaotic first 30 seconds which helps you focus on learning seekers patterns.

Raise your hand if today you also had to deal with the realization that it has been 14 years since you first played quidditch and now you’re thinking you might be getting old

As a defunct organization that won’t have to update our name we are now be default the best quidditch team in Rochester. Possibly in the Northeast. #RUHypeTrain

Can’t wait for the shirts like “Roll so deep we call it Squadball”

Next time I get hammered I’m going to edit the wikipedia to include “Quidditch” and “Quadball” eras. The quidditch era will have subdivisions of “Capes”, “Off Pitch Snitches”, and “Modern Seeking”

I’m excited about the Ocho news because I want my boss to catch me streaming ESPN and have to explain to HR that I was watching Quadball. Just the maximum confusion for everyone involved

Originally misread the MLQ schedule for this weekend and thought the entire tournament was just on Saturday. Until I realized my mistake A part of me was excited to see what sort of black magic they were going to pull off to make that timing work out.

In Major League Quadball games the snitch should get a walk out song at the beginning of the 2nd half.

Might mess around and get verified so everyone can be sure this is the official account of a defunct team and not some sort of parody.

Well now I gotta find a new plus one.

Been learning some basic coding recently and it should surprise absolutely nobody that has followed for a while that my biggest challenge is almost constant typos.

Baylor Quadball +420 official the worst best of the day.

This kind of heat could warm your house all year round. Even in Rochester.

Can’t believe they don’t have US Quadball cup odds listed on Draft Kings. Really throwing off my Sunday plans.

I really like when quid/quadball people post life updates because I see them accomplish things and think “oh look at my wonderful children* accomplish things” *25-30% of said children are older than me. 90% I had no influence on. I am proud of all of them.

Stumbled into a conversation today: