“And dem man…”

Please stop queuing at the bars in pubs. I know we have a Nobel prize for lining up, but this is un-British.

this movie is so about an african father learning to accept his creative gay son omg

mums just shouted at me to get inside cos I keep doing Merino’s celebration around the bird feeder

Who remembers in the 2000s when the media pumped out endless anti-poor propaganda.. and that was just accepted?

This game is a psyop to give me schizophrenia

Noting all the people watching the shameless corporate greed over our brave girls

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

Always been dumbfounded seeing non footballing people kick a football or attempt to play, sounds cocky but I can’t fathom that lack of co-ordination in the sport Thought the same back in school

The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

Country of 250 million people can’t go to the World Cup, can’t win any medals at the Olympics, no light, no road, no hospital, no schools nothing. Just detty December and shawarma

"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you

I was going to stay sober but fuck man

Triple H gotta be an Israeli operative

Growing up African is wild because why am I not allowed to eat at aunties house? If she’s a witch…why the h€ll are we here?

Kim Kardashian dating a bloke from Stevenage means it's no longer inconceivable that Kylie Jenner knows about the 1946 New Towns Act