If Moses Can handle Trisha, surely someone can handle me.

Are eating disorders back in style

serving

Becoming a dj is on my bucket list for 2024

The urge to get a neck tat. I need to adopt a child or something instead.

Gym tan laundry

So upsetting I pay renters insurance and my building hasn’t burned down yet

mood

My boss is in his 50s singing Rich Baby Daddy in our office. Iconic

I’m 24 and have the worst crabby old man syndrome

Me at 24:

If they didn’t call that foul and Paige Bueckers hit the game winning shot to send UConn to that National Championship, there would be NO ONE on this app or ANYONE on this planet saying that Iowa should’ve won because of an “illegal screen”. BOTTOM LINE. PERIOD. My heart HURTS

A HUGE wedge Tornado was caught traversing through Lincoln, NE. This is a Particularly Dangerous Situation! 🚨⚠️🌪️ This is a VERY photogenic Tornado, it’s particularly rare that you can see the formation of the funnel so clearly, and not wrapped by rain or hail. It’s also a

Paid someone an obscene amount of money to take on call so I could go to the cancelled podcast tonight and they cancelled it. Please tell me this is a joke Tana Mongeau

Me now that I’ve been in a 9 month relationship. “So when are we combining finances?”

jenna marbles deserves a star on the hollywood walk of fame

I have hit the age where I do not like to drive at night.

The next best thing for me right now is to be married and divorced before 30

I swear the hot gym bros are ALWAYS with ugly bitches