Day 1 of unemployment… pretty sweet, made it through season 6 of survivor… don’t know why more people don’t just quit their jobs as well, looking forward to what day 2 has in store

Day 2 of unemployment, I’ve be friended some of the high school kids on summer brake at my neighborhood country club. They showed me their box mods and I put them on lip pillows. Caught an invite to Jeremy’s basement this weekend, his parents are chill and let them drink.

Day 3 of unemployment, ripped entrepreneur TikTok’s in bed until 2PM. It’s given me the drive, passion, and ego to start my own luxury clothes resale co. (Very similar to the Rolex/luxury watches) pictured below are my first listings. Top row is Gucci and bottom is Prada.

unemployment day 5. Went to the DMV and followed all the student drivers out of the lot nd laid on the horn in left turn yield lanes and the instant the light turned green…our government doesn’t teach them how to deal with impatient drivers so I will. It Felt good to give back

Day X of unemployment: cooked breakfast for momma (should buy me another month of rent at the crib) the. Hopped on a plane. In enemy lines trying to figure out why sorority girls coming here gets guys so triggered on twitter

Day (X+2) of unemployment: drilled some snails at lunch and sat next to some Louis Vuitton exec, after chopping it up on our shared interest of baroque architecture she invited me up to his penthouse with this view. Not as pretty as mobile (where mardi gras started) but still ok

Emotions running rampant this morning as it is my last day of unemployment… sad goodbyes with the old timer and cart boys at the golf course, I will now have to resort to seeing them only on weekends and late afternoons in the summer 😪

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Gotta give credit where credits due. Nate oats really surprised tonight proving the doubters wrong and for a full 40 minutes of basketball was able to keep his hands off opposing players and avoid assault. Job well done . I guess a little props on the win are deserved too

Preston Potter Jared Cornutt Hunter Johnson 🤷🏻‍♂️

First half Alabama Men’s Basketball at Auburn Basketball reaction. “The Jungle is rocking. This place is going crazy.” Auburn Jungle

Man me and usher really cut from the same cloth fr I see myself in him

Water has found its level

College football flyovers canceled??? Kamala must be calling the shots… this is only a preview

Is Towns Mcgough just prime Justin tucker in practice. I’ve gone from resentment to just feeling bad for him now.

Fire him Chicago Bears fire him yesterday

CITY GUARD Seth Greenberg