I miss vine

Fish literally just eat themselves for food

Just a reminder to buy whatever you want cause at the end of the day you’re going to be 6ft in a hole

Time needs to slow tf down

Ppl that be predicting the weather suck at their job

When you realize you are the 2006 Time magazine person of the year

If you like to drink orange juice with pulp stay away from me

There’s two types of ppl in this world, people who were allowed to watch spongebob and ppl who weren’t

Instagram was down for 2 hours and people are bugging out, that’s just sad

I love when people say they are tired, exhausted, and can’t do it anymore just makes me want to be that much better and also shows who really is about it

Y’all ever look at your pet and be like, there’s a whole wild animal in my house

Josh Allen is god

If you never paid $1.29 for a song on Apple Music your too young

If Steph said he wanted to be the best shooter in the world his freshman year in college ppl would laugh now look where he is, just another reason to listen to NO ONE but yourself

You can never take a good nap with keys in your pockets

Yeah Tom Brady will be back I’m sure

Bro is jus saying obvious things 😂

So dogs and endangered elephants don’t deserve life 🤨 that’s crazy...

Midnight ⏱ youtube.com/watch?v=H0SMHC…

Imagine the Giants go to the Super Bowl