Simon Jordan being on fire this week is words I never thought I’d say.

Gareth Barry has played in excess of 13,900 more Premier League minutes than James Milner 🤯 Despite them now being tied on a record 653 appearances apiece, Barry has been on the field for more than four full seasons longer than Milner 👏

Levels. Gareth Barry is clear of the stat padding little kopite.

This app man😂😂😂

Just seen Alan Shearer speeding around town in his black and white Cybertruck, who does he think he is ?

This was Pablo Escobar in 1988 where he said that c0c@!n3 wasn’t the real problem, hypocrisy was. He argued drv&$ spread because of demand, just like alc0h0l, and that the U.S. only called c0c@!n3 dangerous because Colombians controlled it.

Zepeda ✅ Teo✅ Ryan🔜

We’ve won one game in ten and our starting centre back is launching a Pokémon YouTube channel ffs

Jynxzi crashed out on his AI friend Bernard after finding out it takes 3-4 months to fully regrow his eyebrows when he previously said 2-4 weeks before shaving them 😭

He worked with Pablo Escobar and was making $10M a week 😱😱

This was Santi Cazorla's last ever touch for Arsenal. Tears in my eyes 😭

"She's a little Geordie who's going to be raised in Newcastle!" It's been a huge period of change for Anthony Elanga 🥰

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Wagner Moura gained 40lbs to nail Pablo Escobar's character in 'Narcos' and learned Spanish in just 3 months.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤯 WHAT A FREE-KICK FROM 𝐉𝐈𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 (𝟏𝟖) AGAINST MAN CITY U18! 𝐖𝐓𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅𝐅!! 🎥 UnitedAnalyst (Follow Him)

Hazard and Neymar comps bring me so much joy

74’ BJ ON VALENTINES DAY! 😍 🔵 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙬 1️⃣ - 4️⃣ 𝙇𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙤𝙣 🔴

🔴🚨𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐔𝟏𝟖 𝐃𝐌/𝐂𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💎 Played only 45 Mins Scored a Brilliant Free Kick Master of Short and Long Passes Just 18✨ James Thwaites Vs Man City Today🌟

Tory Lanez's father was right about Roc Nation and Megan Thee Stallion. Have a blessed Sunday!

On this day in 2007: Newcastle United beat Belgian 🇧🇪 side Zulte Waregem 3-1 in the UEFA cup last 32. An OG, Martins and Sibierski with the goals.