Everybody knows that Vincent van Gogh loved the colour yellow. But why? Well, the story begins 19,000 years ago...

By this standard, Dave Wies and Snack Connoisseur are the hottest people I know.

Athena: not every problem can be solved with a knife Artemis: that's why i carry two

The three branches of government are Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, and Tammy Wynette

11 pieces of advice about how to learn, improve, and find ideas. From the genius that was Leonardo da Vinci, in his own words:

"Diagnosis made by hallucinatory voices" Woman hears voices asking her to get a CT scan because they claim she has a brain tumour. Her psychiatrist orders a scan to reassure her but they actually find the tumor. After her surgery the voices thank her for listening and disappear

Chase 💙🇵🇸 This was wild enough that some doctors went "oh no yeah this was telepathy"

Reminds me of the time a Tinder dude bought me Taco Bell and explained the whole of Neon Genesis Evangelion and we never spoke again.

Still on this app for The Cultural Tutor and the witches.

I swear if any of the 5th wave emo bands would put one ounce of effort into wearing black skinny jeans and having funny 2004 hair they'd get rich but noooo they're obsessed with looking like pro magic the gathering players

There’s only two genres of bands, barista bands and line cook bands.

My daughter instructed me to play my favorite song ever as a way to cheer me. I put on From Autumn To Ashes Short Stories with Tragic Endings. She said "not for me" early on but humored me and nodded appreciatively as I said "no but wait for the next part" for 9.5 minutes 🥰🥰

so sorry but poetry is not just people writing short things with random line breaks

In my post-viewing ennui and soul searching upon finishing Hellier, I started The Haunted Objects Podcast expecting high strangeness and somber spookiness... Not Greg Newkirk trying to draw dicks with his feet. What a delightful and uplifting surprise. 🥰🥰

Art by Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻

Anyone have any Ohio specific folklore, urban legends, or ghost stories they really love (or that actually give them the creeps)? Bonus points for NEO specific.

Fixed the paper towel dispenser in the women's room of a dive bar. Ya girl has still got it, in case you were wondering.

Just remembered I was a scholarly guest on a poetry podcast like 8-10 years ago. Don't remember the show or the host or what was discussed really. So there's some recording out there of me bullshitting about the struggles of small press editing and publishing. Makes me giggle.

Rebirth, usually.

There should be a robot to clean the bathrooms while I write fanfic but instead there is a robot that writes while I clean the bathrooms. What kind of nonsense future is this.