yo Horror Soup Caleb hey dudes look like a shoe a corn stater would say he bought in California, but he definitely didn't.

my life has been incomplete since Rockstar Energy Drink discontinued the revolt killer black cherry flavor. #YearsGoByAndStilliThinkOfYou

I’m with Jack.

TIL: this song is apparently a trigger for repressed emotions, and im now on my way to cry in the shower...

I don't think I've ever committed to doing something as long as he's been doing this subathon.

.GameStop website says 1-3 day shipping, but I pre-ordered something July31st that came out 4 days ago and it's "preparing for shipment". I feel lied to.

wanting to cry because a subathon ended might be the final thing that gets me to find a therapist. Goochy it's been real. 🖤

. Starfield what do I do with my life now?

the Starbucks barista saying welcome to Starbieeeesssss, tells me everything I need to know about the vibes I give off. the next person got "hi, what can I get you". I'm not mad about it.

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did Disney Walt Disney Studios approve of trump using RADIO DISNEY songs while displaying hateful images on a screen at his ralley? seems strange

. Umbrella Academy being told they're terminally emo is something I didn't know I needed. 🖤 I see you Gerard Way .

I'm calling it now: Ronald is going to be like Trent Reznor in the cinematic sense; meaning he is going to win an Oscar for best Original Score. Someone bet me.

.Call of Duty Zombies crashing and causing me to lose all my stuff is going to be the thing that makes me throw a controller into the tv

Donald Trump Jr. You know what's getting old? Having you and your father politicize gun violence. Unlike your children that you are using for this purpose, my daughter was killed in the Parkland shooting. I remember when your dad also politicized her murder. How about instead of your BS, use

. Vans Warped Tour would never.

Elon Musk probably giggled while putting on his maga hat that's written in a font almost exclusively known for being the font used in Nazi newspapers in Germany. I don't know if he thought it was his little secret... but people aren't as stupid as he thinks they are.

Something doesn't add up. In 2020 Biden had 81 Million votes, Trump had 74 Million votes. In 2024 Harris got 66 Million votes, Trump got 71 million votes. 15 Million Democrats decided to sit this one out? 3 Million MAGA decided to sit this one out? No fucking way.

im not convinced that the Creep Tapes aren't real. Mark Duplass for 1000$ i can follow you for a day and clear your name

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail & call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.