In your 20s you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

first in my bloodline to witness nashe si chadh gayi hate

bringing a “is this happiness performative” vibe to the fun hangout

A day without global insult is a day wasted.

A foodie’s guide(love letter) to Vietnam 🇻🇳

cropped the national flag inside the campus in his farewell photos jbtw

problematic body temperature gap relationship

sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics

what’s it all even for

beast mode

Lmfaooo

At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought

My son called me crying “Dad, school ended 4 hours ago. I’m still waiting for you to pick me up!” Click. I hung up. Weak pitch. No clear call to action. Didn’t give me a reason to care. I went back to cold emailing billionaires. He’ll have to learn a better way to get

The biggest blessing by water since John the Baptist.

He’s sooo😭😭😭

and suddenly it will become a bowling pitch lmfaooo

up to witness the sunset of english cricket today

"Absolute minefield out there fellas"

but where do u get this I’ve been searching since so long???

mitchell starc actually is unplayable no matter what planet you play on