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I have found this neat little ribbon to append to my profile picture! Happy pride 💖🌈⚡️

Happy pride to everyone but especially all lesbians everywhere! 💖💗❤️

NEW CAPE FOR #PRIDE MONTH! BLESSINGS OF THOR BE UPON YOU!

me @ rocket: absolutely superb you funky little rabbit

the thanos snap would have worked if he’d snapped away the terrible men of planet earth

me when valkyrie shows up to help defeat thanos: my girlfriends back and you’re gonna be in trouble hey la, day la

Me @ the remaining avengers: Guys I have the PERFECT person to help defeat Thanos! Her name is Lady Si— *puts fingers to earpiece* what’s that? she was one of the snap victims? *turning back to the avengers* NEVERMIND GUYS, WE’RE FUCKED!

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

so. you should’ve gone for the head.

you have $5 to build the perfect man $300–rich $210–handsome $80–funny $5–was turned to ash by thanos $20–loyal $45–tall

Me: Bruce sees the glass as half empty, I see it as half full. That’s why we make a good team. Me: Valkyrie on the other hand just drinks right out of the bottle. Me: Loki wonders why it has to be a glass. Me: And Hulk usually breaks the glass by putting his fists on the table

so you said you had nothing left to lose, and then promptly lost half of your Midguardian friends and all of the new ones you just made

When Loki “dies” for the 14th time