the thought of french people being happy makes me sick

hey can i come over and have severe hallucinations around u for hours

(first day as a couples counselor) is this guy bothering you

I’m being sent home early from the field trip for having prophetic visions

ok i’ll admit it i am dramatic

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

I’m not in my tweet era and that’s okay

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year Imao

*going to sleep* it’s over *waking up* we’re back

back on the east coast

It's important to look like shit in front of people sometimes

Hold my calls

omg wait u know what i’m kinda craving ??? like lots of positive attention

… which leaves me no choice but to conclude that batman is simply a man in a bat costume. he is not a real bat nor was he ever. (177/177)