If you’re ever walking on the beach and you turn around only to see one set of footprints, that just means Jesus was stepping exactly where you were stepping

Me and the boys on trax in salt lake if we found one

man I sure am hating this journey, wish I could just get to the destination

my friends and I have been playing this game where they throw a rock at my head and if I say I’m ok then I’m okay and if I don’t say anything then I’m not okay

thanks to all the crypto bots who like all of my posts, y’all really keeping me goin

Even the crypto bots stopped liking my posts is this canceled

John Mayer discovered gravity

Me: what is that horrible smell Interviewer: you took your socks and shoes off

why do British people even put the t in British if they’re not even gonna say it

*reads posts all around this one* sheesh okay weird this place has changed

Twitter before Elon: Wow, everyone here is so creative and funny. Twitter after Elon: Ah, cool, so it’s just…racism now.

Humpty Dumpty’s down? Yeah, I’m calling a horse.

“He made an invisibility suit with 3000 mirrors” yea we saw

for Halloween I’m gonna be naming one thing I can see two things I can touch

for Halloween I’m gonna be okay

For Halloween I’m gonna be taking deep breaths

for Halloween I’m gonna be freaking the fuck out

The other alias of mine was fishbowel. it’s disgusting to see the direction this platform has gone. I’ve been inactive for a long time so I think it comes to no surprise I am not planning on continuing on this platform. you can find me other places as rileysmedia take care 🐠