Coleen when she sees Rebekah Vardy next.....

"I don’t recall too many songs or banners about players of any other race with mention of cocks." ✍️ Gareth Roberts's column on reactions to the Origi banner... theanfieldwrap.com/2019/10/respon…

NEV NEV NEV

Football NARRATIVE. At Villa Park last week, Liverpool were denied two barely discussed penalties and had a goal FAIRLY ruled out in accordance with the new rules because Firmino’s armpit hair had strayed beyond the last defender. They found a way to win. Lucky again, I guess.

Apparently Gareth Southgate didn't even see the Sterling and Gomez incident, and only found out about it when Harry Kane grassed them up. Then the Spurs man asked if that means his goals in training can count double now. Pass it on.

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The year is 2099. Everton haven't won at Anfield in 100 years. Sam Allardyce, still managing at the age of 145, is back for his 37th stint at the club & industrial action means LFC are forced to play a team of dinner ladies. Everton are confident. Liverpool win the game 3-0.

No fucking chance

Went to Max Halley sandwich shop last night and it was truly worth the 3 hour train journey. Out of this world sandwiches what else am I samosa say?

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RT to win these signed lyrics to “Still Second Rate”. Handwritten by yours truly. We will pick a winner at random at 10am tomorrow #timstwitterlisteningparty

I found this photo outside Morrison's today. It says mum and dad 1955 on the back..... please help me try to get it back to the owner! Too much of a beautiful photo for someone to lose 💕

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Redders & Redders if you don’t retweet this you’re a strawberry milkshake simple as that