João Neves scored (!). João Neves scored two goals (!!). He scored both in the opening 15 minutes (!!!). He scored both goals a bicycle kick, 2 bicycle kicks in one game (!!!!). The levels of surprise that this game is witnessing is crazy.

This is what's funny and what's beautiful about football. Cinema and scripts that no one holds the authority over. When you think of bicycle kicks, you think of Cristiano Ronaldo. Not a midfielding minion. And even the physical specimen that is CR7 couldn't do it twice.

Like I said. You people just be saying anything. Acting all Doomsday when you're the PL champions isn't slick, at least not for me. Because you either: - End up somehow right, so you can tell people "told ya". - End up wrong, but at least your team wins. Reeks of Mourinho-ism.

Why is a draw not the end of the world ? On average, you get 90 points and you win the league. That's 90/114 possible points. Why is the average 90 points ? Because you are bound to lose points, especially in stadiums like that. Do not ring the bells of doomsday yet, Culers.

Smells like Pep is leaving soon..

Arne Slot winning us number 20 had people putting on their tinfoil hats.

Around December/January, no one will remember this graph. The team will hit the ground running and will keep winning and hopefully leading the race. We just didn't get up to gear so early. It happens. Don't worry.

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

I should get in the lab and look into this.

It's pissing "some people" off so that's why I'm loving how we broke the bank this summer. Eventually, we deserved this type of reinforcement after spending a whopping €5M on Sepp Van den Berg in the summer following a league- winning season.

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Victor Wembanyama will change the game of basketball just like how Curry did. I don't know what will change, but he will change the game.