replies to this are batshit insane people are genuinely surprised people can stand for longer than a 90-120 minute concert????? babe we do like 16+ hour sessions on the regular 😭😭

i was like 70% of the way done w the liberty falls EE when fios kicked the bucket 🤠🔫

costco guys should have a dating app called boom or doom like cmon

I watched a grown man say he poisoned century old trees and willingly accepted his prison sentence for it because he “had too much bama” in him. College Football by a mile.

just realized black friday is 2 weeks away

just got sent a video of blake webber interviewing me with an beatbox as a mic at edco 22 lmfaooo when did that happen 😭

“AI is coming for your job” yeah i’d like to see AI drink the rider

10pc nuggets, 2 mcdoubles, and a large sweet tea for $7.22 by god he’s already making this country great again

When you’re the last one waiting to be confirmed on guest list

hate the cold but i do own an absurdly fire jacket collection and didn’t get to wear any last year so im looking on the bright side

i think im gonna make a disco ball christmas tree this year

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who wants to go to japan while they have snow this year?

desperately need a pryda set during music week.

been getting smoked this week after being up 1400% on the season i’m putting this one in your hands chat

. birds arent real its supposed to be 48 and rainy in DC this weekend can you bring the weather machine with you? thanks!

i can’t wait to drag Ketsupport to all the villa afters in tulum

plug said “heres to one more year of frontal lobe development/degradation…i siced the bags heavily happy birthday” REAL