when you hear the car door open during THAT scene in Weapons !! fucking amazing use of sound as a storytelling device, i've seen it in theatres twice now and both times the entire audience gasped

The summer I opened a door that I cannot close

being left alone with a gay person you just met for the first time is so scary because they WILL look you dead in the face & just go "so, what's your tea?" and what the fuck am i supposed to say to that

when someone is a stunt queen you can’t even tell if percieved drug induced mania is real or not

microdosing agony by looking through old text conversations

he so bad at making shit up i'm cryiinngg like fuck is he talkin bout mcdonald's and a mailman for 😭

i love to wake up & immediately find something to piss myself off about

my love language is ragebaiting

do i anger you beyond your limits my love?

how do i stop fucking yearning FUCK this shit really isn't fun in the middle of the night

Why do we have to say Mary J Blige Whole Name

i assume anyone obsessed with labubus also uses chatgpt on a regular basis and i won't elaborate

i love crashing out in my notes app, locking the note, and then closing the app & moving on like none of that just happened

true torture is having to listen to an entire song just WAITING to get to nicki minaj's verse

yeah yeah biting is all fun and games until you're a bitch with low iron who bruises at the slightest touch

being hyper-aware about not calling the trans women in my life "bro" even though everyone is bro to me

White people be eating cheese right before bed

is somebody gonna match my gleek? 😛