u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus

I received 200+ rejections on my novel before finally getting an offer of rep. If you’re wondering how on earth I found so many agents to query, this🧵is for you.

I’m also still very keen to be put in touch with any #travel editors who are looking to commission a luxe piece for 2025! It’s centered around wellbeing & rediscovery with a hotel review included. Please get in touch #journorequest or if you know anyone amazing drop an @ below!

Every young woman should watch SATC before their frontal lobe is fully developed and then after. This will actually be a mandatory law once I’m president of the United States.

Me explaining that there must have been a secret St John booking link, and that the whole thing was a con all along

MILLENNIALS WHO LIVE OUTSIDE OF LONDON: even with the additional free hours, nursery bills are still so expensive MILLENNIALS WHO LIVE IN LONDON: I thought I was going to be able to get a table at St John but then I couldn't.

and as brat summer came to a close, i couldn't help but wonder... was it time for lobotomy fall?

me slowly waking up around 9 and typing a few letters into a google doc

I am so lame for thinking of this already but I’m looking for bars, pubs & cute venues to host 40+ people for my birthday late October 👸 It falls around Halloween weekend (not making anyone dress up this year … maybe) Any recommendations welcome! Reply or DM me links/names xo

Can all the sons and daughters of middle aged men who use TfL please get them some headphones for Christmas? I can’t hack how many journeys I have where one of your dads is blasting their Facebook videos or match of the day YouTube on full volume

I'm sick of writing articles about male violence that most men don't bother to read For British GLAMOUR: glamourmagazine.co.uk/article/male-v…

Not all men, but her husband, a local councillor, a nurse, a journalist, a former police officer, a prison guard, a soldier, a firefighter and a civil servant, to name a few. This case sickens me. We should be taking to the streets. Women are never safe. theguardian.com/world/article/…

im crying good morning moo deng i love you

The London rental market has aged me more than any of my bad habits. Having to pack up and move house and all my worldly possessions nearly every year for 4 years is exhausting, expensive & makes me question why I live here. What’s the equivalent bat signal for Marie Kondo?

Echoing Beth McColl and reminding fellow freelancers that calling in sick for yourself is so important! Rescheduling meetings or moving work around to allow yourself to rest & get better is ok. Today I’m taking my own advice (reluctantly & anxiously x)

I need as many hours in my entire day as lorelai and rory simply had in their morning.

i have never read such an accurate description of rooney's writing. THIS is exactly how i feel. happy intermezzo day 💌

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next