Put me in coach

HOUSTON COUGAR MEN’S BASKETBALL IS BACK!!!

This girl has been dating me for six years, I think she might like me?? Updates to come.

I’m supposed to breathe same air as people who think like this?

Baggage claim is about the last remnant of a high trust society. I give it 10 years before they have to come up with something different.

Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:

Guy who travels to CDMX to try all the great Chinese food the city has to offer.

“Billy this is our top applicant. He has a 3.95 GPA, he’s working himself through college, is President of his Investment Club, and has two prior IB internships. His flaw is his favorite hobby is Olive Oil.”

-Veuve is shit -Impressively wrong wine glass -Using a winged corkscrew earlier in the video

I’m bullish on dinner. I’m going long on dinner. But lunch? The best time to sell was yesterday. Lunch is going to zero.

A10 Basketball (as a slur)

‘23-‘24 Jamal Shead

Tyson's corner is the Guangzhou of the dc area

This is March.

MARCH

Pristine theatrics, man.

They’ve got circles. Squares. Trapezoids. Shapes you've never even SEEN before. Your kids are gonna be studying geometry in school & you're gonna say "I was there." I’ve never seen theatrics so pristine. What do you say Jim? How many Shapes shall we start you off with?