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Must clear the referral list!

I hope others practicing bronchoscopy have done an accidental OGD from time to time 😐

Med Reg: but this patient has multiple arm fractures? Ortho: yer but we don’t need to operate so admit medics. LATER THAT SHIFT... Med Reg: but this patient has septic arthritis and DOES need an operation? Ortho: yer but they also need antibiotics soooooo admit medics.

Patient in clinic described their sputum as wallpaper paste consistency so asked him to describe quantity in terms of how many rolls of wallpaper he could paste daily with it

It’s that ARCP time of year again

The moment in the specialist asthma clinic when the new patient asks “Hang on, aren’t you the same doctor who referred me here from the general Resp clinic last year? You sent me 10 miles down the road to see yourself?!” Dangers of rotating trusts #awkward #selfreferral

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If the lab could see my face when they ring through a potassium of 6.0 from [insert name of random OPD] clinic at 9pm

Sending out those portfolio assessment ticket reminders on a Sunday night

Trying to look cross when the Med student turns up late for the bronchoscopy list, but only managing mild whimsy

Still get slightly amused when the clerking FY1 has diligently prescribed the patients PRN sildenafil on their inpatient chart

The Chase counts as SCE revision

Review in three months as per BTS guidelines (they like to take things slowly)

Found this amongst the kids toys. What’s the point of the kids learning the alphabet if they fail to recognise the cardiac silhouette!

Found the missing ultrasound machine on the gastro ward this week, tried my best to look angry

May 20 2020 Number 10 party. Damn, I missed it. I was in a coma. Just my luck.

Seriously though has anyone seen it