So I’m about to win a million dollars at trivia

just realized that alyssa edwards could play both the mummy and anck-su-namun

me reading sally rooney:

Eponine going to meet Marius at the barricades:

If you liked: You Should Try:

[having a panic attack] wow...... just like tony soprano ....

since when jude law was gay and married to a brazilian footballer

Imagine being Jude Law and finding out you have an 11 year old daughter via Chappell Roan

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food

I couldn't find my cat anywhere. Then I went outside and saw this...

Sue me I want to be wanted

Always "Psycho killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est", never "Psycho killer, comment ça va?"

She’s so beautiful she looks like Jessa on the Fire Escape