took my 21-year-old sister to Las Vegas for 24 hr open.substack.com/pub/fromafrien…

still in recovery: a 40-year-old man explained hauk tua to me

breezy garments exist, girls, they're waiting for you. wake up, take off the spandex — free yourselves

Fake ass chiller I can feel your ambitious nature

do not, under any circumstances, look at his groupchat. you will not like what you find. remain in your bliss. free. unknowing.

proposal to bring back the phrase "gee willikers"

parting words from my soulcycle instructor this morning: "may your soul burn, but not your houses"

telling every friend to THINK CAREFULLY before they blow out their birthday candles I am the wish manager

any girl knows that the rose room at the new york public library (cherubs w flutes, pink clouds, etc) is the only place you can write Serious Fiction that people will like and maybe even recommend to a friend

next to a woman who is on slurp number 9 of her smoothie

unfortunately uncovered the "recite godfather lines" part of my personality

any lost new yorker should swing by one of the pop up psychics. they have never disappointed me. there's also something about the passerby observance..

it's officially need new big honking boots season (kicking leaves, stomping through apple orchard, etc)

can't give up now...shrek 5 comes out in 2027

coworker tells me he plans to "get rich quick" by coming up with an experiment "like that cat one"

just smiled at willem dafoe and he smiled back

weird way to tell on yourself - clearly jealous you never dated a dj, or went to an atmospheric buzzy room with oons oons

bring back flash mobs

desperately need to be back in new england fall, with 10 assigned books, and 0 other responsibilities

don’t know that movie just seems like an oldish guy trying to run (going to see it imminently)