Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Oh well

🚨🚨🚨 All flights in England have been cancelled due to a sandstorm which came after a member of staff at Tottenham Hotspur’s stadium opened their trophy cabinet.

The absolute winners in life are those that get paid to do what they love.

This generation is cooked.

Bitcoin has officially hit 101k making these 2 pizzas that this guy paid 10k Bitcoin for worth $1B 😭😭

ENZOOOOOOOOOO!! ⚪️ 2-3 🔵 [73] #CFC | #TOTCHE

Sancho telling Arsenal "we don't need corners to score"

Chelsea fans need to stop this humility gimmick, if I was in their position there’d be no peace on this app

Guiu gets his second goal of the night. 😍 #CFC | #UECL

MY ALBUM OUT MFFFFFF open.spotify.com/album/0fSfkmx0…

⏮️ 100 days. #FIFACWC

Back home for Champions League MD3. 👊 #CFC | #UCL

Estêvão. #UCL

imagine losing to Chelsea

The thing about Zaylevelten’s album is it doesn’t feel like separate songs at all, everything just flows like one long song. At some point we’ll have to agree it’s one of the greatest Nigerian albums of all time.

All the time.

Calvin Bassey appreciation tweet 👏🏾🫡

Evil humans, selling monetization courses to desperate followers for 3k each just so you can raise money to trick vulnerable women and sexually exploit them to satisfy your depraved urges for 10,000 naira! God punish poverty!