eternal imperial dynasty update

it's hard when your boss gets a new boss and you don't know what you're supposed to be working on.

got the ick once because i saw a guy trip over his shoelace. could not recover.

i’m rooting for boston, because i like the color green.

my substack returns tomorrow, this time with sims content (a short story, about a day in the life of an influencer). sign up for free to get it in your inbox: rbrb.substack.com

going to buy this for my two-year-old and give it to her on her wedding day.

this is my super bowl. this is my world cup. this is my vanderpump rules season 10 third reunion episode. this is my rhony scary island.

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

today my newsletter is back with a short story about parties and their consequences. can't wait for *YOU* to read it. rbrb.substack.com/p/parties-and-…

wake up babe, new aesthetic just dropped

need to see a movie about her… whats her story…

Teaser: whose lemons?

love to see friends hyping each other up

my two-year-old is really into kiki’s delivery service right now, which means she will be an entrepreneur.

young men today are not okay. they’re lonely. they’re alienated. they’re not having sex. women don’t even want to talk to them. worst of all, they’re writing hundreds of sonnets, madrigals, dizains, and canzoni about it

Giovanni & Giovanna, swearing a vow (tho probably not of marriage) & painted in 1434 by the incomparable Jan van Eyck. Today is his day.

my husband every day

on red scare, Anna Khachiyan roasted “girls who read ‘i love dick’ on the train in 2015,” and i burst into flames.

skelton, germany, 15th century