My cat eats an orange lolly. What on earth?! #CatsOfTwitter

I got 9 questions right in university challenge. 9!!! Am bone fide genius surely!

A treat for a Thursday night. The marvelous Jeremy Deller in conversation with Jarvis Cocker. #artismagic

Gosh, news interviews are usually very dull, aren't they? Cat Bohannon you were positively sparkling on Channel 4 News just now. Compelled to read Eve

Joe Swash. Absolutely infuriating. 7 bloody bowls in 25 mins? Never touched a wheel before? Grrrr. I tried for hours and gave myself blisters The Great Pottery Throw Down

I am literally the kiss of death for England football. Whenever I stop watching in desperation cos we're rubbish, we score. Took the dog for a walk with 6 minutes to go in the 2nd half. You're welcome #EnglandvsSlovakia

Crying my eyes out over that VT. #Wimbledon2024 #andymurray

The other day at work I was asked who my favourite actor is. Mark Rylance I said, not missing a beat. My colleague (American) had never heard of him. I was agog. In #wolfhall he simply took my breath away. His stillness...just sublime

Jarvis Cocker on stage looking like a geography teacher. Couldn't love him more. #Glastonbury2025