me showing my cousin the tiktok i made of her baby doing the apple dance

i know a shallow well hates to see her coming

5 mile run followed by sweet green for dinner

So funny how often people on here don’t realize they’re the Liz Lemon in high school bit IRL

….and? timmy jr looks like he could make you cry Xbox live please step aside

No because Hope Walz is a comedian

when i’m at the bar and someone mentions taco bell x.com/HollyAnderson/…

seen a lot of garbage takes on this tonight but none that capture what i feel: she’s 100% right but she said this 100% wrong

I watched this from the Auditorium Theater while waiting for Stephen Colbert to start. It was 10pm and everyone had been there since 5 so we were all wilting. The way the crowd instantly woke up was actually so crazy to witness. 100% a metaphor for what Tim is doing for the party

social strategists trying to communicate with straight male creative directors

only the most chronically online will clock the 3 pieces of brain rot lore weaved into this masterpiece. are you one of them?

This is about ten million times worse than Taylor Swift hugging a Trump supporter. “Problems on both sides” is the most cowardly uneducated and down right embarrassing thing you could possibly say about this election.

This is me finding out ner name is spelled Haliey. Not Hailey. H-A-L-I-E-Y

She took The Substance

I get within ten feet of a rotisserie chicken and start acting different

she is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want, she is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person

why is she talking to me like this

when one of my friends who has a job/partner/kids/life sends me a meme